BIRDS
Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
chickensandwich:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

chickensandwich:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lindsaychrist:

this 15 second video changed my life

abrazos

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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yeah

all 4 me