March 2012
Also, I think there are possums running around on my roof. I heard one arguing before haha. Silly possums.
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Goodnight everyone. I don’t feel well. Damn noodles. And it’s really cold too. BOO.
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It’s sucking cold! I’ve got the heater thing on. I regret dismantling the TV cos now I want to watch some. Oh well. I might make a honey sandwich and then go to bed. I’m bored and tired. 
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Now Esther and I are being black ladies.
brentosaurus-rex: schokoladenkuchen: brentosaurus-rex: Yes, I am srs.
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So when I move into this house tomorrow there’s going to be no furniture, no electricity, no water and no gas.  Which means: no showers, no lights, no TV. UNTIL MONDAY. There are also no blinds. They haven’t arrived yet. Probably going to sleep in the bath in the bathroom (no big windows).
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Now Esther and I are being black ladies.
brentosaurus-rex: Yes, I am srs.
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Someone left a note on the car today saying “Your back tyre looks a bit flat” so I got out and had a look at it and then suddenly felt so sorry this poor tyre ;A; He looked all flat and dejected. ;w; But it’s okay, I went to the petrol station and pumped him up so IT’S OKAY.
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Scotty: "Preparation H is ass cream, you ass!"
Dr Evil: ".....I...I'm sorry, did you want some ice-cream??"
Scotty: "Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass cream."
Dr Evil: ".....Maybe later."
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Do you like my socks?
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It’s 7:16pm and I need to pack the car. /has done nothing /has no intention of doing anything /scrambles about in the morning to try and pack car and get out by 10am /is probably crying
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FRICK  FRICK FRICK SLUT BUCKET
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Frick. So I ate chicken salt today (KFC) and I guess it was a tiny amount because there had been no reactions. (I forgot to ask for no salt). But now I’m getting a bad reaction to the noodles. I wonder what was in the seasoning. Damn.
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Whenever I eat salty things I always feel like eating chocolate. Like after eating bacon I crave chocolate. Pshh, who am I kidding, I want to eat chocolate all day errrryday.
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Those noodles were tasty! The seasoning had sesame seeds in it too! YUM! Just one thing though; sooo much salt. My lips are kinda burning at how salty it was. It was seafoody/salt flavoured but just a lot of sodium in it. If that makes sense. Like if it said ‘salty noodles’ then I’d be like ‘awesome’. But yeah, now I’m really thirsty. APART FROM THAT….
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That moment where you pour out the boiling water, forget that metal conducts heat and burn yourself again on your finger.
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That moment where you put your finger in boiling hot water because you obviously forgot that you got that water from THE KETTLE. THAT JUST BOILED. THAT IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. YOU JUST POURED IT IN. WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN THERE.
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My teeth are so dodge -.-
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FACE MONTAGE
My eyes aren’t actually closed -.- Haha this is actually kinda creepy XD AH MAH GAH Then I lol’ed at the last one HAHAHA HEY GUYZ, BE MA FREND And normal face :3 ENJOY THE SPAMMING OF MY FACE AND MANY EXPRESSIONS
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Pumping da beatz at the moment.
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brentosaurus-rex asked: WHY ARE YOU MY TOMODACHI? ;A;
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Bread Top
I went here today! It was so cute and cheap ;A; I bought a custard bun and a chocolate horn! :3 I started eating the chocolate horn and HOLY HECK. THERE’S SO MUCH CHOCOLATE IN THERE D: UGHHHHHHHHH LOOK HOW MUCH IS IN THERE But overall is was tasty!!! :33 Now there’s the custard bun left. But I’m too full from the chocolate horn. I SHALL HAVE IT LATER AFTER I EAT...
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brentosaurus-rex: CURIOSITY MAY HAVE KILLED THE CAT, BUT IT WON’T KILL YOU
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